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Thursday, April 15, 2010

A howible tail

While in China, a man was sexually promiscuous and failed to take any precautions. A week after arriving home in the States, he awoke one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately went to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, ordered tests and told the man to return later for the results.

The man returned a couple of days later and the doctor said, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.'

The man looked a little perplexed and saids, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answered, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'

The man screamed in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replied, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, the man sought out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he' would know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examined his penis and proclaimed, ' Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'

The guy said to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'

The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed. 'Stupid American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'

Oh, Thank God!' the man replied.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'Wait two weeks. Fawl off by itself!'

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